i post about #lesbians way too much

wtf did tracy chapman put in fast car though cus every time I hear it I start exhibiting behaviours unknown to mankind

A crab that grows an extra leg for every animal heavier than 11 pounds that it has defeated in battle

ALRIGHT FOLKS

WHICH TEAM??

VAMPIRES

WEREWOLVES

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jdlaclede:
“ shrexy:
“ easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
”
i never stop laughing at this fucking post
”

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

jdlaclede

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

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